May 2012
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Karma: Where does it even begin?
I’m a believer in karma. I think everything happens for a reason, and things come out of your life due to what you put into your life, and vice versa. Problem is, who keeps count and knows if what’s currently happening to them is payback or the prelude to something else? If I do someone wrong and then something wrong is done to me, sure, that’s even and fair and understandable,...
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Justin Bieber looks like he could've been a...
Too bad he wasn’t even alive when it started.
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Got an unexpected promotion
So now I make as much money shooting drunk folks 2 nights a week as I do doing data entry three times a week
It balances out cause I spend more hours doing data entry, but I’m paid 3x as much per hour to take photos.
And I still don’t have to leave my bed til after noon.
supersizesexy87-deactivated2012 asked: Askin all dem Questions pt.2! 1. Can you post a link to your tumblr crush? 2. Whats your fav. ice cream flavor? 3. RnB or hip Hop? 4. name three things you like about yourself? 5. initials of the person that gave you the best kiss youve ever had? 6. light skin or dark skinned? 7. How many of your followers actually talk to you? 8. where is the craziest place youve made out with someone? iight im...
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My name is Dell and I want a damn steak.
Tumblr girl gets a mysterious pizza, half...
I bet she ate it too.
I’m pretty sure there’s a lifetime movie with that same kind of scene.
Probably named “Right Click Obsession” or something.
Finally noon.
I feel a little better about being so lusty now.
You can suck a dick, or you can suck a ballsack:... →
hoodrichnigga:
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
hollyhotcakes:
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop…
Today I broke my personal record of consecutive...
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