When i’m dating somebody I measure how much I like them in the measurement of a Zombie apocalypse.
Meaning, if all of a sudden a rampage of the undead came barreling down my block and my first instinct would be to hop on whatever means of transportation I got with a baseball bat, come and get you so we can fight off zombies together because I don’t want anybody eating your brains, I want a relationship with you.
If I let you fend them off by yourself, you eventually get eaten, turn into a zombie, come after me trying to eat my brains and I have no problem going Babe Ruth to your skull, obviously you’re just somebody i’m temporarily having fun with and we have no future. Especially if zombies littered our streets in masses.
So when i’m dating somebody long enough, this is how I decipher when to take the next step. I ask myself, “are they worthy of saving during a zombie apocalypse?” Because i’m not going to risk being eaten by zombies for just anybody.
Cause when it comes down to it, zombies need to be factored into everything.
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All these thoughts are just bouncing around your head and they collide at times here and there and at times drive you crazy…then with all that thinking, something just collides and clicks. And it fits so perfectly that you wish you had thought about it sooner but in actuality it may have come at just the right time. Then comes the calm.