July 2011
Worthy of saving during a zombie apocalypse.
brain-food:
When i’m dating somebody I measure how much I like them in the measurement of a Zombie apocalypse.
Meaning, if all of a sudden a rampage of the undead came barreling down my block and my first instinct would be to hop on whatever means of transportation I got with a baseball bat, come and get you so we can fight off zombies together because I don’t want anybody eating your brains,...
Lenny Kravitz- I’ll Be Waiting
When you realize
certifiedholic:
the person who voiced Doug Funnie is the person that voices Fry from Futurama.
wowzers
Elements of a Childish Gambino song
craig-christ:
themetropoliskid:
“I’m a great rapper”
“Girls of various ethnicities love me”
“I can have sex with lots of women of different ethnicities but sometimes I don’t because I’m too busy being a good rapper”
“I’m a nerd”
“They used to call me faggot, but now I’m a good rapper”
“Sometimes I’m insecure, but it’s ok because my good rap skills are good”
*sprinkle with pop culture,...
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Watchbrain-food:
“Pivot” When a photographer is witness to a murder and takes pictures of the killer, he has to run for his life. During the chase he is able to turn the tables and the prey becomes the hunter. All resulting in an unfortunate ending.
This was SOOOOOOOOOO good!!
wow.
“The way he LOVES you doesn’t even match the way I LIKE you”
My saturday nights are live
I drink ice cold water out of shot glasses.
I’m just about that life.
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Sometimes I feel like lolsummer69 is my only...
Who told her I always wanted to see her naked though?
And in typical tumblr fashion
Someone pops up with the “But what about ____’s death? And _____ just happened…” speech…
Just save it.
Please.
Stop trying to rank deaths.
“She was cool and all but Jesus Christ had the greatest death of all time” ass ppl.
chahlie:
we only said goodbye with words. i died a hundred times.
“A guy told me one time, “Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not...”
– Neil McCauley - Heat (1995)
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The loveless and lovefuls don't understand the...
The loveless will tell you to screw that. It’s not worth it. You were perfectly fine before all this heartfelt crap.
The loveful will tell you take a chance. It’s the only way you’ll ever know. What happened before doesn’t have to happen again.
The loveless will call the loveful dumb for going through the headache when they’ll eventually just be loveless anyway
The...
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Epiphanies are awesome
All these thoughts are just bouncing around your head and they collide at times here and there and at times drive you crazy…then with all that thinking, something just collides and clicks. And it fits so perfectly that you wish you had thought about it sooner but in actuality it may have come at just the right time. Then comes the calm.
A bahama mama, a margarita, some amount of...
Met some old friend of Zab Judah
Did some form of bachata
Got a fruit snack from a stripper
Remembered why I don’t like margaritas
Responded to most things asked of me with “Fuck you, I’m a shark”
Wondered how the cab driver’s radio did not have Hot 97
Got in my bed and knocked out gripping my hat still on my head
The Fray- How to Save A Life
