December 2011
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“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...”
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)
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Someone revealing a sexual side to them you did...
thrillarybanks:
chahlie:
allahthegod:
xn—b6h:
desertdick:
deveninanewdress:
coogi-hat-and-a-dream:
trapsoup:
What would your blog consist of if your URL was a literal definition?
an urban soup sellin nigga catering biz from the hood promoting my product
damn probably a fitted hats blog
damn
i’d be a fashion blog, ugh.
penis and the desert.
no thank you :)
i guess spade...
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It's common knowledge that any girl with a webcam,...
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What the what?
I don’t wanna hear about menstruation anything.
It’s not childish, it’s just not something that needs to be talked about.
There has been no new developments in the world of periods since Kotex and birth control.
No, I don’t need to learn about it, at all. I didn’t have to learn why my own nose would bleed when I was young, I just wiped the shyt up and kept it...
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Maybe I should learn how to actually get mad.
I’m not used to the emotion so when it happens I don’t really go to “punch someone” or “scream at folks” and such,
I skip all steps and move straight into, “Where can I hide the body and how can I do this in a way where it’s at least 16 days before I’m even suspected of doing this?”
That can’t possibly be right.
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Salma Hayek the Eternal
When I was born, Salma Hayek looked like this:
I turned 6, she looked like this:
I turned 14, she looked like this:
I turned 18, she looked like this:
Okay…a tad different.
But I turned 19 and she looked like this:
I’m going to die an old man and Salma Hayek is gonna look at the newspaper and say “OMG Dell died today? How tragic”
This mofo is a...
atlced replied to your post: My mind can’t really stay still so I’m just gonna bullet stuff.
The Shield is DOPE. American Horror Story(if you haven’t seen it already), I hear LOST is good, but I haven’t checked it yet. Movies: Ides of March, Catch .44, Fright Night, and Warrior.
I never tried The Shield…I may check it but those cop shows never really hold my attention. I...
dirtycartunes replied to your post: My mind can’t really stay still so I’m just gonna bullet stuff.
long island sucks. =/ i hate it lol. did you watch lie to me? if not then you should/ tis pretty good a bit slow at first but still.
I tried that show, and I think the “a bit slow at first” part lost me…I like the dude in it as an actor though, seems like a cool...
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My mind can't really stay still so I'm just gonna...
I wish Breaking Bad was back already.
I have absolutely no shows to get into now
I still have to finish watching the last season of Boardwalk Empire
I wanna make a liquor. And I don’t mean some mixture crap, I mean make my own brand of whiskey or something, prohibition still. In a bathtub.
Maybe wine is more practical. I have no way of distilling anything.
I’m in kind of in a...
Dragon Ball Z and Beyond.
I’m the strongest thing ever.
Wait, this guy is evil and stronger than me.
I must go train while my friends get beat up.
Wait a min, I’m suddenly something that’s never existed before, so much stronger.
Thank goodness I made it just as my last friend was beat up.
Oh no, evil guy is transforming into something he’s never turned into before, so much stronger.
I need one...
“I don’t even understand why dudes act like that..even if you offered to...”
– Dude trying too hard to be “different”
“These post are terrible….why do I follow this horrible ass...”
– Average tumblr person trying to unfollow a blog but the person is too damn pretty and they post a photo of themselves at the right time to keep you following
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Dru Hill- Beauty Is Her Name
*scream/sings til...
Goodness gracious Dru Hill songs just hit my brain...
Now I wanna sing “Beauty is her name” and “5 Steps” at the top of my lungs.
This is the song that doesn't end...and it goes on...
Lamb Chops Play Along made the first audio gif ever.