I just flew in from the bar and boy are my arms...
Fearless Four- Rockin’ It You’re...
I love being tangled in another person's legs.
soletherapy: Wait wait wait wait MOTHERFUCKING wait. Are you telling me that WOMEN, the supposed smart and all powerful holders of knowledge…. have no idea why more men talk to them when they’re dressed down..than when they’re dressed up? Oh man…ya’ll make me chuckle everyday. Guffaw even.
You ever slip into a conversation coma?
Like you’re sitting there listening and then your mind just kinda drifts away…and it usually starts with the most random observation…like the person you’re talking to has a weird nose…then you go into this thought process about noses which somehow transitions into the good food you had last night. Then you go into the last convo you had with your ex and what the hell...
You're nobody til somebody kills you...so as a...
I love hearing sex stories.
Behind the scenes of Zoe Saldana’s Calvin Klein shoot…Yes.
Trying to get back the same love you had with...
Is like drawing a great picture off the top of your head, ripping it up, and trying to draw the exact same image. It doesn’t happen.
There are times when Tumblr is a clear cut example...
That Katy Perry picture was really this gif -
queencameltoe: Glory. yes.