July 2010
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Simply put,
I want you to want me
I don’t need you to want me
and I definitely don’t want you to need me
But I need you to know that I want you
even though I don’t need you
and in the same accord, I want to know that you want me
though you don’t need me
And I need you to not want to want me, cause that’s just horrible.
But pretty much what I’m trying to say is I...
June 2010
If you tell the person you're working for that you...
jfkennedy:
In this world of “I don’t give a fuck,” and “I’m a bitch, and?” I just keep getting more and more turned off. I don’t know what it is but I thought women were supposed to have that subtle sensitivity to them. Now it seems like they’re trying to be extra hard, or they’re proud to be “bitches” which is completely unattractive.
Maybe I’m just tripping though, because that’s not what I...
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Secret Internet Fact #15
If numerous people start to compliment a girl online for long enough, she’ll start to show more skin.
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Just imagine everybody in their underwear/naked
Why is that the advice given for speeches and crap?
I’m thinking, if I just randomly walked into a place with a bunch of naked folks I’d be kinda creeped out (unless it was a strip club). I’d probably be even more tight-lipped cause think about, do you really think these people with tits out and balls hanging are trying to hear what you have to talk about? Unless you’re...
“I don’t believe in elitism. I don’t think the audience is this dumb person lower...”
– Quentin Tarantino (via narflethegarthok) (via animalsandmonsters)
The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy
is longer than the 10 Commandments.
and the Preamble of the US Constitution.
Something is very wrong.
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It sucks to be mad at yourself. And annoying.
Once we realize that imperfect understanding is...
(via forthesloths)
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I always wanted a chick from Queens just so I can...
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Folks camping out just to get an iPhone are...
But folks that got on line early just to sell their place in line to iPhone losers are geniuses. And lastly, folks that paid up to $600 to get a place in line, to then spend more money on an iPhone which has a very high probability of having to be recalled/fixed/reissued, are the biggest fails of all.
cinniie:
Aaliyah | Come Over
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I wonder when the internet is gonna be included in...
I mean as far as disorders, new classifications of people, and stuff like that. As far as I’m concerned, the internet really opened up and introduced a new class of people never seen before. Internet fakes are a wide range and really interesting personality type. The kinda of “sub-social” life people acquire on the internet is interesting… throw in the pedos, relationships...
simonefiasco asked: my vagina is not going to be ground zero for the second coming of Jesus.
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Why are lesbians called "carpet munchers" if, as...
