Via the internet is kinda like, “hmmm we don’t really believe you”.
Trying to be this little freak online, but offline you probably hate being touched. Those positions you reblog, you wouldn’t think of doing, and we’re on to you chicks trying to be “every mans dream freak” with your scenarios and random “I like it ____” outburst. It’s cool though, everyone fucks like a porn star and swallows here=]
And for 7 secs I stood there in silence as if I didn’t know how to brush anymore. I felt like one of those people who stand on the broken escalators waiting for it to move because….damnit it’s supposed to move.