December 2009
VanyT
Yeah that bag was all paints and brushes…And I think I had one of those little poseable wooden men in there.
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What do you do when you're angry?
Am I? I honestly don’t know. I think I’m just irritable. I’m getting annoyed by everything that’s crossing my mind. I already beat my shoot em up video game. I miss Halo. I got stuff to do but I don’t feel like doing it. I’m in that mood where I don’t really have anything in particular to complain about, so I feel like complaining about everything....
Prince walks around like at any given moment, he...
November 2009
Me and Flickr have a Peter/Meg Griffin...
I really do need to treat it better.
Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be...
tikalumbo:
blackfacepaint:semicolonlove: Richard Bach
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
quickienewyork:
Read the whole post here, but these are a few of my favorite tips. Normally I finds things like this obnoxious, slightly offensive, and not funny. This is obnoxious, slightly offensive, and very funny.
12. Avoid any girl who smokes heavier cigarettes than you. You’re already her bitch.
14. Avoid any girl who didn’t like “Once.” She’s dead inside.
28. Avoid any girl who is...
You know who I would imagine to be a weird guy?
The person that actually creates crossword puzzles… The guy has to think up little trivia and synonyms for words and then has to interlock it with other words so that they connect… And after all that it has to fit a certain sized box…and that’s his 9 to 5? For some reason I think he’d be a jerk. Like, really pompous for some reason. Going on dates (because of course...
It's really weird
When you watch a show you used to love as a kid and as you look at it now all you hear are sexual innuendos…
"But I mastered the drought, WTF I'm an animal,...
A man is a mammal, that’s redundant.
Silly Hova.
Why does the other side of the pillow feel so...
WTF @ my memory
I was talking with my homeboy today and he was talking about how he bumped into this secretary from our junior high…he said he name, I couldn’t remember the name or picture the face
Then I thought really hard. I can remember the room she was in down to a T. The position of the furniture, the color of the walls, how high the window was usually open, even the random junk on the...
How to show your mate that you're a hopeless...
newyorkish:
thelowbudgettheory:
Me: Baby, are you in the mood?
Her: No, not tonight, I’m too tired. Maybe tomorrow night.
Usually I’d take the selfish route and reply with “let me just stick the head in.” Nope, not me, I have far surpassed that, I’m on that new-clever-super-sensual-alternative.
Me: Well, okay, I understand. I love you dearly and since you’re tired just hold my hand while I...
I won't even lie, I don't even like the definition...
Not everyone that cooks can call themselves a chef.
I can’t throw buckets of water on flames and be called a firefighter.
You trying to say you spend 600+ at Best Buy and as soon as click the shutter you get the same title as Ansel Adams?
The girl that takes titty pics for myspace can call the same title as Leibovitz?
I accept it, but I’m not cool with it tbh.
It hit me yesterday...
Sooooo
certifiedholic:
how long does it take you to become a photographer?
Because I plan on coppin a camera and I plan to be a photographer that day! Fuck that!
HOLLA AT ME!!!
well, by definition, as soon as you take a picture, you’re a photographer. Isn’t that amazing!?
Wait, you can get girls from being a photographer?
WTF have I been doing for 3 years?
So I'm gonna go do non-tumblr things while tumblr...
I'd play spin the bottle with a couple of you.
I Can't Stand Small Talk.
Like, I understand it if we’ve just started conversing…that’s all we have to begin with. But if I’ve known you for a while, we should be having real conversations. You gotta have something going on in your life, big or small, or at least something on your mind, no matter how random…If you don’t feel like talking about that stuff with me, or I sense that...
