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27 year old freelance photographer/designer from Brooklyn, NY. When I'm not shooting or designing I'm probably...well... doing something photography or designing related. If not that I'm working on world domination. Or alcohol. Hakuna Matata.

http://www.evangelphoto.com
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Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/eworldorder

Enjoy.

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

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myfutureisserious:

voguememoirs:

gang0fwolves:

" you should come to Florida "

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preach.

Damn Florida

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Taking note that at this time and place in my life, I’m good in a lot of ways. I’m not perfect, I may not even qualify for great, but I’m so good at this moment that I have to recognize it the same way I would recognize if I was not doing so well.

I realized I’m very good at complaining but not so good at complimenting when it comes to myself. I criticize myself and things around me going on so harshly and then when good things come along I’m quiet. it didn’t seem like a problem until I started looking back at things said or written and I can barely recall the good parts because I gave all the spotlight to the negative things. I’m not gonna start ignoring the bad cause I do try and work on it continually but I do have to make my acknowledgements a bit more equal. Hopefully I can look at this in the future and use it to pull me through something I need help wading through.

comedycentral:

Find your happy place with a new Daily Show tonight!

frothlekr-draumr:

Stoya & James Deen, images by Steven Klein for Arena Homme +

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