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25 year old freelance photographer/designer from Brooklyn, NY. When I'm not shooting or designing I'm probably...well... doing something photography or designing related. If not that I'm working on world domination. Or alcohol. Hakuna Matata.

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January 27, 2012 3:26 am 1:14 am
niggasinparishilton:

ashleysuchi:

ANIMALS ARE FRIENDSNOT SEX TOYS 

look at my niggas face tho

i got bitches cuz

niggasinparishilton:

ashleysuchi:

ANIMALS ARE FRIENDS
NOT SEX TOYS 

look at my niggas face tho

i got bitches cuz

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1:05 am

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12:27 am

apathes:

Knowing others is wisdom;

 Knowing the self is enlightenment.

 Mastering others requires force;

Mastering the self requires strength;

He who knows he has enough is rich.

Perseverance is a sign of will power.

He who stays where he is endures.

To die but not to perish is to be eternally present.

January 26, 2012 10:49 pm
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  • Bad Phone Sex
  • By: Chris Rock/Judy Gold
  • Roll With the New
  • 84 Plays

purpwashere:

chris rock feat judy gold - bad phone sex

lol ayo listen to this shit, im in tears!

THE STRUGGLE.

10:32 pm 10:22 pm
wowzers.

wowzers.

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10:00 pm
Banksy vs. Robbo


1985: Robbo paints one of London’s earliest pieces

2006: The piece gets dogged

December 2009: Banksy paints a bloke “wallpapering” up the graffiti

2 weeks later: Robbo takes it as a diss, comes out of retirement and puts his name back

After Months of deliberation Banksy…

(Source: banksy.co.uk, via tb0t)

9:15 pm

That’s why you should only send smilies.

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8:52 pm
thelasturinebender:






17-year-old Stacey Irvine of Castle Vale, Birmingham, has admitted to eating practically nothing besides chicken nuggets since she was two.
Irvine was recently rushed to the hospital after collapsing at work. Doctors there told her she had anemia and made it clear that she was going to die if she didn’t immediately add fruits and vegetables to her diet. “I am starting to realise this is really bad for me,” Irvine acknowledged.
Still, she says she can’t stop eating nuggets on a daily basis. “McDonald’s chicken nuggets are my favourite. I share 20 with my boyfriend with chips,” she is quoted as saying. “But I also like KFC and supermarket brands. My main meal is always chicken nuggets every day.”
According to Irvine, her mother Evonne, who introduced her to McNuggets when she was two, has long since given up trying to get her to eat anything else. “I’m at my wit’s end,” says Evonne, a 39-year-old beauty therapist. “I’m praying she can be helped before it’s too late.”





Why is this shit tagged America?
Does anyone know where Castle Vale, Birmingham is?
Small hint: not in Alabama, ya fuckin’ retards

Mofos so quick to think everything bad comes out of America…

thelasturinebender:

17-year-old Stacey Irvine of Castle Vale, Birmingham, has admitted to eating practically nothing besides chicken nuggets since she was two.

Irvine was recently rushed to the hospital after collapsing at work. Doctors there told her she had anemia and made it clear that she was going to die if she didn’t immediately add fruits and vegetables to her diet. “I am starting to realise this is really bad for me,” Irvine acknowledged.

Still, she says she can’t stop eating nuggets on a daily basis. “McDonald’s chicken nuggets are my favourite. I share 20 with my boyfriend with chips,” she is quoted as saying. “But I also like KFC and supermarket brands. My main meal is always chicken nuggets every day.”

According to Irvine, her mother Evonne, who introduced her to McNuggets when she was two, has long since given up trying to get her to eat anything else. “I’m at my wit’s end,” says Evonne, a 39-year-old beauty therapist. “I’m praying she can be helped before it’s too late.”

Why is this shit tagged America?

Does anyone know where Castle Vale, Birmingham is?

Small hint: not in Alabama, ya fuckin’ retards

Mofos so quick to think everything bad comes out of America…

(Source: thedailywhat)